Don't....

Don't go there...Don't try me...Don't do that...JUST DON'T

So for those of you who don't know, I live in a house with 5 other people. We share two bathrooms, a kitchen, and washer/dryer. One of my housemates, is an older individual, who has become more than a pest!

I have never met someone who is so ornery! Everytime another housemate and I look up, there is a note posted in the house or there is a knock on the door for something that apparently is a problem for Ornery!

When Ornery is not here, oh the house is fine! No problems; no toilets backed up, no overfilled trash cans, no loud radios! The most recent incident, the toilet on our floor is _________ (The other housemate and I have no idea what's wrong with it). Ornery left a note on the door that said, "(Too much 'trallic') WHOEVER BROKE THE TOILET needs to fix it," Ornery, Sunday, 6:58pm. I assume prior to this note, Ornery confronts the other housemate by saying, that I, Ms. T, needs to call our landlord. The other housemate, told Ornery, "I don't need to do anything!"

Ornery hasn't said anything to me and to my knowledge, the toilet is still __________. We have no idea if it's clogged or what. Only Ornery knows what's wrong with it. Just like Ornery knew who stained the toilet seat purple, and that I make too much noise!

Let me say, here at 323, I, Ms. T, keep to myself. Even two of my closer housemates have admitted that they are the noisemakers when any noise comes from this room. So where Ornery gets the illegitimate facts from, I HAVE NO EARTHLY IDEA. But what I do know is this: Don't go there...Don't try me...Don't do that...JUST DON'T!