Really? Again?

Please tell me this is not happening again...

So, I was chilling thinking about how bad diarrhea can really be, and I received a text message. It was very moving and what not, so I replied, "Awww *tear* :)". Well, the reply to that didn't seem to fit the situation, therefore, made me believe that the original text was not meant for me. So, as I wait for a response...Uh, wait...mhm. Okay, so it was for me (so it says), but a portion of the text was not meant to be typed due to a lapse of memory. Interesting.

Now, I am going to try my very best to passionately express the importance of doing something that will save your life. Key terms: PASSIONATELY EXPRESS! Let's remember how important it is to Do Business and The Importance of Communication. Please understand that expressing your emotions is a wonderful thing. As a matter of fact, a friend of mine, my baby bro, expressed to me that I gave him the best advice ever. He said, "Thanks so much! Telling me to approach a girl to let her know I think she's attractive is the best advice I've ever gotten!" Those weren't his exact words, but close to it. The point is, what's the worst that can happen?! Tell people how you feel (preferably the positive feelings) and if you have to tell someone about themselves, at least they will know and can do one of two things: 1)kiss your ass, or 2)kiss your ass and respect you for it!

Oh, and one more thing, make sure that when you place emphasis on your feelings, whether it's by email, text message, or phone, please make sure you are speaking the facts to the right person. Don't have the intentions of calling the other woman and saying, "So you know I love you girl...You're the best lover I've ever had. My baby momma can't do it like you," and it just so happens you accidentally called your baby momma!

I think the toilet is calling me...