My Homie

Just chillin', talkin and stuff...

"So let me holla at you for a moment."

"MS.T, WHAT'S UP?"

"There are some things that are bothering me. For example, I've had chickenpox scars forever. I've tried cocoa butter lotion and sticks, and it's just not working. I've seen some people where their's have faded, but mine haven't. What's up with that?! Then, like how come I am 'not outgoing'. I have friends, but they're all kinda like me. At least they do do things from time to time...I hate when they come back telling me I should have been there, like they invited me...BASTARDS! But I don't mean that in a bad way, dog, just bitterness for the moment."

"WELL, MS.T, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, IF I GAVE EVERYONE THAT OPPORTUNITY, EVERYONE WOULD BE THE SAME. PERFECT ALMOST. BUT THEN AGAIN, I AM THE ONLY PERFECT MOFO UP IN THIS PIECE! AND AS FAR AS YOUR FRIENDS, WELL, THAT'S HOW FOLK ARE. YOU KNOW I KNOW. I'VE BEEN THROUGH HELL AND HIGH WATER WITH MY PEOPLE. FAKENESS IS A BIOTCH AIN'T IT!!! OOPS, I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT"

"Why you gotta be so selfish?!"

"DON'T MAKE ME...!"

"Hahaha! I'm just playin' with ya! I don't want to wake up without water in my spot. You good for just switching it up if you get mad."

"WELL I'M JUST SAYING, YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND...."

"I do understand."

"ARE YOU CUTTING ME OFF?!"

"No, I was just.."

"GOTCHA! HAHAHAHAHA!"

"Man, you lucky I can't do nothing to you. I'd pluck you on your forehead or something...but for real, can we talk about my fianancial situation..."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"....cause ya girl is on the low-low, and I just need to hit the lottery or one of the jackpots on pogo.com or something, and..."

"YOU ON THE 'LOW-LOW' CAUSE YOU GOING OUT TO EAT WITH YOUR 'FRIENDS' AND DRINKING SOCIALLY WITH THE 'PEACE UP, A-TOWN DOWN' BUYING CLOTHES FROM NEW YORK AND COMPANY, KNOWING YOU CAN SURVIVE FOR A FEW MONTHS OR SO..."

"But I'm saying, though. Why you gotta bring that up?! All I'm saying is, I need a few thousand, a mill or two....

"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

"Why you still laughin, you not takin' me seriously here. Yo, where you going?! Now you got me running. I'd give you like 10%! So what ya think? I think Pogo would be easier, we just got to get that jackpot spinner to land on jackpot while I'm playing one of the games that has...........!"