Matchmaker

Why must people believe this is a good thing...

Are people like dogs? Can they sense when someone is in need? If this is the case, is this the reason they feel they can play matchmaker? Why does this hooker have to put me in a situation that I don't want to be in?

Recently, while taking a break from the day, Random Rita tries to connect me and this guy (who I've known since my 2nd year of school), all because we both were single. Sweety, I don't know you, I don't know him...but I do know, try that *sniff* again, and get ya face smashed!

I hate the idea of hooking people up. I've never been the type to do it. As a matter of fact, I don't encourage people to even 'talk'. For example, I have names for guys around campus. This is nothing new. I have been naming men since my days at Augustus J. As a matter of fact as previously stated in a past post, I 'harass' men. Just because I may refer to these individuals with a smile, doesn't mean I need you to send a message to them saying, "Ms. T wants you!" I mean, what is that?! I mean, if I really needed help, would I be able to get away with the things that I say to them?!

Anywhoo. Matchmaking is for the birds! Why must people believe this is a good thing?! Now sometimes, it does work, but to be honest, I can't say I know a couple that has worked because Psychic Pam said so.

The part I hate the most is when something is going wrong in the relationship and the hooker (male or female) doesn't get the blame. Here, the hookees, who were doing just fine prior to the hook up, are going at each other's throats, all because they don't have anything in common. Or one is more dominant and the other is too naive to realize that they need to step away from the situation. Even worse, the hooker is feeling guilty for hooking the hookees, but doesn't do anything about it. They'd just rather standback and watch Maniac Mike or Killer Karen go to jail for the rest of their everlasting life!

If you want to keep your loved ones around, friends, relatives (moms and dads and sometimes grandparents), and strangers, please leave the matchmaking to TIME.